Hm.....I wonder if this grass is suitable for the hork pie I'm planning for Mom's new carpet. She probably thinks I've forgotten. I should probably wait just a little longer until her guard is down completely.
Oh, fuzz farts! Dad's out there on the tractor making a bunch of noise! I wonder where Smitty is. Smiiiiiitttttty!
Here I am, Gracie!
Smitty, how many times have I told you not to come right away? You know it's not good to come too fast when Mom calls. It fosters her dependency on your cuteness. You need to wait until you hear that furrantic sound in her voice. Then, come slowly and with a lot of drama. Sheesh, Smitty. Your breath smells like tuna! Didn't you brush your teeth this morning?
Back off, Man. If you start sniffing around my nether regions, you will pay. I will kick your tail up around your ears, and I am not kidding around this time, Buster.
Okay, Gracie. So what do you want to do?
We could climb on these rocks.
Nah, Smitty. I'm going to perch here on this water viper just to keep it under control.
[Wow, Gracie is really brave. I purrsonally don't care for the water vipers.]
Look over here, Gracie!
This here is some righteous weed.
Where? Let me see.
Hm. Smell's okay. This has potential for a good hork pie.
Wow, you're right Smitty. This stuff is dee-licious.
Wait a minute, Smitty. I think I hear something. I might be a squirrel.
Shhhhh. Listen.
Smitty, let's reconnoiter under the tree fort.
Do you hear it too?
Smitty, you're scaring me. You're getting that wild look in your eye.
Smitty, don't do it! No, Smitty.
AAARRRRrrrrrrrgh! SMITTY!!
SMITTY!!!!! DO NOT CLIMB UP THAT TREE! You know what happened the last time! You go too high, and then you cry for someone to let you down. And NO ONE IS GOING TO GET YOU DOWN!
Okay, Man. Good save. Just walk away passively.
That cat. I teach him everything I know, and he still doesn't know anything.
The End.
26 comments:
OMG!!! they are purrfect! Love that they work together sometimes. Glad Gracie tells Smitty what he needs to do. They are a fabulous pair. Love seeing what they will do next. Thanks for sharing!
Heh - Love your Gracie and Smitty tales of adventure! They both are so cute and have so much personality! They truly are so much like my Solomon and Kahli.
Those two are quite a pair! Thanks for the chuckle!
Hahahahaha....and it was 'The End' Water vipers....you are cracking me up today. This would be a great kids book.
Those two have such personality, fun to follow their day.
Debbie
they are quite entertaining, aren't they?!?
Gracie, you are so right....men will never be as smart as us fem fatales. Thanks for the entertaining adventure saga.
Love it!
Oh the trials and tribulations of being the responsible one. Love to eavesdrop on their chats!
You have a lovely way with pictures and words. It is just too real. LOL. Just purrrrfect.
I once woke up with hork pie on my chest that was lovely!
I am sitting here giggling. It really did look like they were saying these things. LOL Love Smitty and Gracie. They are great story tellers.
I'm glad they like to run around together! I'll say the hose is something to fear, my cats run quickly away any time it's turned on.
Oh what a chuckle you two give me!
Smitty and Gracie, you had a great adventure! Kirby attempted to chase a squirrel up a tree and Dad caught him about head high! Then Angel climbed all the way to the top of the wooden fence. We had Dad really running!
Angel and Kirby
They are a gorgeous pair.
Love it!
ROFLMAO
what a wonderful way to start my midday! How interesting was the whole blog, but this was just outta sight fun.
good clean fun. I love that fir tree I saw some branches of. whatever kind-it is so pretty. ?blue spruce?
Truly laughing out loud!!! Thanks for such cute entertainment this morning Smitty & Gracie!!! =^..^=
I love to read the adventures of Smitty and Gracie. They would make a good children's book.
Too funny. I had to send this to my husband. LOVE the 'hork pie' and 'water vipe' comments. So funny. I really love the calico's coloring. Very pretty cat.
Just arrived home from a wedding so am catching up on blog reading. Loved the Gracie and Smitty adventure. I had to call my husband in to hear the tale. They are just the prettiest cats and they tell a good tail. Thanks for the entertainment.
LOVE THIS POST! I have been away from the internet most of the week (not by choice). Trying to get caught up and this was too cute!
Hee hee hee hee hahahahaaahhahahah!!
You two really made my day today, thanks Gracie & Smitty.
Oh, and Smitty, pay attention to Gracie, she KNOWS what she's talkin' about!
This made my day.
Very a-mew-sing!
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