Come down from there, Big Boy. Your days of lording it over the household have come to an end. There's a new Furiff in town.
No way, you little Lolita. I know what you've been up to. You've been on one of those dating websites purrowling around for mancats.
Oh Smitty. You bore me with your purrudish ways.
Well, you decide, my friends. I was shocked! Shocked, I tell you, when this little Jezebel started receiving gifts from Juno-rhymes-with-Uno. If you don't believe me, just check it out. And then yesterday, she received a Valentine from him! I know! I'm saying it's downright purrnographic!
Oh Smitty, get over your purritanical self. There's nothing purno here...it's Love, Sweet, Love.
Pure purretry. Sigh.
Oh, Juno. You make my paws go purrty pat. You make my ears wiggle and my tail twitch.
And you're such a handsome hunka cat manmeat. I love you more than catnip!
Oh, gack! It's enough to gag a maggot! Purrdon me while I cough up a hairball.
Oh, be quiet, Smitty. Your purreachy pontifurrcating bores me.
Yawn. You're making me want to take a nap.
Yeah, so pretty much status quo on the cat front. On the sewing front, I'm determined to get some machine sewing in today. First, I have to take Himself to the vet for his second worming treatment. What? You didn't think I was going to shove that pill down his throat did you? No...I'll leave that to the hands that are already bleeding.
This morning I got back to work on the latest Gingerbread Square block. I haven't worked on this one since before we left on our trip. It's around 2/3 finished now, but there's still lots to do.
I've moved the hoop as far to the right as I need to now, and so I'm coming down the home stretch.
And with that, I'll just get to it.