7/17/14

Giganti-cat

Good afternoon. Smitty here with an impurrtant safety tip:


There's been some weird goings on here at the Three Cats Ranch. A few days ago, I saw the biggest, most gargantuan, hugest, most enormous, most massive, most colossal, most mammoth, most immense, monumental, mountainous, titanic, towering, elephantine cat I've ever seen in my entire life!!!!! And I'm not exaggerating either! And my mom has seen it too. Just feast your eyes on this monster sitting there with that gopher-eating grin of his:


Impressive, huh?

So I consulted my friend, Gracie. She's real smart. She knows everything about the Three Cats Ranch. She's been living here much longer than I have.


And she told me that's what happens to cats that catch and eat the red dot. Whoa! I nearly tossed my mousies when I heard that.

So I'm keeping a weather eye out for that brute.


Smitty, signing off. Be careful out there.

23 comments from clever and witty friends:

WoolenSails said...

LOL, that is a pretty but scary bobcat.

Debbie

quiltzyx said...

That is a big mouse-eatin' grin! Glad to know what happens when you catch & eat the red dot, I'll be sure to avoid it from now on. Glad you're smart enough to stay away from that dot-eating gargantuan!

carla said...

HI!!!! Too cute and funny!!!! Love it!!!

Linda M @ Pieceful Kingdom said...

Yikes! Stay safe Smitty!

Quilting Babcia said...

Me-owsers!! Does Smitty still have outdoor privileges??

Vroomans' Quilts said...

Keep an eye out Smitty - and Miss Gracie, you stinker.

Scrapatches said...

That is one scary looking gopher eating grining bobcat. Smitty, Gracie, stay inside, bolt the cat door and keep your lookout through the windows while you help mommy sew ... and no, no to eating the red dot ... be safe and be happy ... <3 Pat

Linda said...

STAY SAFE SMITTY!

Tami C said...

Beware of that gigantic cat!!! Stay safe Smitty!

BillieBee (billiemick) said...

We had a Bobcat in our yard Smitty, but he wasn't that big. I guess he hasn't been by for a while, because we have way too many moles and gophers.

Elly (ms meow) says stay safe!

crazy quilter said...

Smitty I say leave that big ole guy alone and stay in the house, like I am sure Ms Gracie told you! Scary!!!

Kate said...

Smitty, you have a monumental list of adjectives for that cat. I'm really impressed.

He does look mean, I'm sure Gracie steered in the right direction when it comes to avoiding this dude.

Michelle F said...

oh no...I hope that red dot does not come here :)

Janet said...

Yup that giganticat looks like it would like to get its teeth into you. I think you should stay inside for a while!

Dasha said...

Poor Smitty. I can just see the freak out when confronted by that animal.

Dana Gaffney said...

LOL, I love Miss Gracie :)

Jacque said...

Whoahhhh! We have those here, too, but they are a different model or serial number....they are more silvery gray in these mountains! Be safe, my friend!
Love,
Moses

liniecat said...

So that's what a bobcat looks like!
H'es a magnificent chappie, almost looks like he has a mustache!

Heidi said...

Miss Gracie is wise, it is best to stay clear until you have captured a few red dots..
Thanks for the safety tip Smitty!

Dar said...

That is one beautiful cat -- almost as pretty as you, but a lot more fierce. Best you stay inside for a while and not chance a meeting up with him. He may not know the 3 Cat Ranch rules.

Brown Family said...

Be very careful out there!

Lyndsey said...

Wow Smitty that is one large cat. Take extra care. Picasso is just checking out the garden but he's fairly sure he's never seen a cat that size.

Michele said...

He is definitely not one you want to try to make friends with.