5/21/14

Cat-aclysm

Good afternoon. Smitty here.

When my mom opened the door this morning, what do you suppose I saw?

It was that stupid cat, Uno, and I just think that cat is not right in the head.


And I got all fired up and put on my best mohawk furs for him, and fluffed up my tail until it looked like a feather duster, and do you know what happened next?


That crazy cat stuck out his tongue at me!!!!!


I thought I was going to go into frickin' catalepsy!


Well. I laid my ears flat, but then I figure...that cat has been spending too much time in the catnip if you ask me. So I just walked away.


Sniffing. And I can tell that cat has been sitting right here. Hmph.


I need some catharsis after that. Ommmmmmmmmmm.

Lay down, furs. We're walking away. No use caterwauling with the animals.

11 comments from clever and witty friends:

sophie said...

Smart boy, Smitty. There's a neighborhood cat that prowls up to the door for a standoff with my Johnny, through the glass. Silly kitties.

Vroomans' Quilts said...

Yes, smart idea to walk away. Uno may look rather aloof to the whole thing, but I think he would be a seasoned spar.

Donna said...

Okay... I left a comment on the iris post about where was Smitty before I read this one! Now I know what he was up to!

Tami C said...

I really love Smitty's attitude!!

MalinisQuilts said...

Smitty seems to be full of character :-). You go girl.

Love the last picture!

Kate said...

Very smart moves Smitty.

Dana Gaffney said...

Uno probably thinks he has more rights around there since he's been there longer than Smitty. Smitty put on a good show though.

Brown Family said...

Smitty, we were impressed even it Uno was not.

LethargicLass said...

wow Smitty! You looked about 5 times the size! impressive!!

quiltzyx said...

Gosh Smitty, when you fluff out your Mohawk tail, I think your tail gets shorter! Good job on walking away - YOU know it's your land & it's the best place. Uno is just jealous of you. (And I think Uno is starting to show his age too!)

Michele said...

Smart boy. No use getting your furs all up for that no good pesky neighbor.