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Well, what do we have here?
So here's what happened. I'm walking around on my own propurrty, minding my own business, and what do I see? It's that drat cat, Uno!
Now I'm really getting why George hated that cat so much. Just look at him! He looks like he stuck his face in a coal pail. Or worse. And there he goes, just sashaying across my grrrravel like he owns the place.
If I didn't know better, I'd think that was one sick-looking head of Holstein cat'l. What do you think?
Looks just like him, doesn't it? Hey, Uno! Moooooove along. Go back to your own kind!
Well, I'm here to tell you that this guy has intruded on to my propurrty for the last time!
You'd better get out of here, Uno. I'm not kidding around. These gophers, mice, squirrels, and moles are mine, and I am not inclined to share them with the likes of you!
I'm warning you. You're making my back furs stand on end, Mister. You'd better start running because I'm coming after you!
Ha! I knew you were a pussy the second I saw you! I spit on the ground where you walk.
I fart in your general direction!
So, is he leaving? I'm not sure how long I can keep up this tough guy act.
Good. Man, that really chaps my hide.
Sheesh. Now my feet are all wet.
Purrsonally, I think that cat is tetched in the head, messing with me.
18 comments:
Very entertaining, and I must say you have to protect your turrf even if it means getting your feet wet. (There is a spam ad/picture in the middle of all your pictures by the way)
Moki slams into the glass door when I cat is sitting there, but then he rolls over and plays cute, lol. Izzy is fine with the yellow kitty but any of the other two and she gets upset, so I always know when they are on the porch, trying to steal food.
Debbie
YOU+SMITTY ARE JUST TOO TOO MUCH!
MADE MY DAY!
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Jejeje, pobre gatito, si que es feo si.
saludos
Giggle, giggle....I love reading these adventures. Thanks :)
Good for Smitty keeping that darn UNO away. Uno has no business coming onto Smitty's territory. Good job Smitty!!!
Thanks for the smile too.
Good for you Smitty you have to keep the homestead safe from marauding black and white cats. Just who does Uno think he is?
Smitty is such a good-looking cat. But I kind of think Uno is adorable too.
Hilarious! Cats are such fun.
Just like our cat!!! Great post...LOL!
Good for you Smitty!! Although, maybe Uno is just lonely and wants somebody to hang out with? Or maybe he has a crush on Gracie! Just a thought, but you did good protecting the place.
Always have to be on guard for invaders don't you Smitty, good job.
Good job Smitty - my sides hurt from laughing at how easily you ran Uno off yourrr purrropurrty!
You told him off, Smitty. We do call kitties that look like him cow kitties. Mom thinks he is a beautiful cat. WE are glad he is a long way from us or she might cat nab him!
Darn it, I was hoping the two of you would be friends, he could teach you a few things.
Meow for Smitty.
I'm thinking like Junebug, maybe he is lonely and wants a new friend.
Smitty the cow analogy was just perfect.
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